i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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