I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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