So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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