More tranny stories later!
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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