New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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