New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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