Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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