so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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