I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
