Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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