I'm so fucking centered right now
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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