Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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