You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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