Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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