Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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