I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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