So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
just tell him i said nine months
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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