I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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