Jerry, you need to find god
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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