at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think a kid would responsible me up
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize