no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I party with great urgency now.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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