hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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