She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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