honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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