i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm getting married
To pizza
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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