**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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