dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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