She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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