So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Pants are for mortals
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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