Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
the raccoons are back...
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