why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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