i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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