I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
