I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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