theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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