And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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