After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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