Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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