Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
did you just send me my own nude
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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