I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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