I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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