Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
bring money and cleavage
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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