If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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