How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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