Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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