we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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