why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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