what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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