whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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