i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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