At least make sure they are 18
Why
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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