She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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