What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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