Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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